Friday, July 30, 2010

Quake Live medal munificence

Two days ago I played in a Quake Live match and I scored a total of 35 achievement medals! An all time high for me. 15 Excellent and 20 Humiliations. And I led all players in the match in those two types of medals as well. w00t!

PhotoShop fun

My first real photoshop creation!

For a Few Dollars More (1965)

Monday, July 26, 2010

Gauntlet Supremacy!

I just bested my previous all time best gauntlet performance of a few hours ago of 17 with an epic 27 gauntlet kills! That is 27 of 45 frags so I played an entire full match and had 60% of my kills from gauntlet!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! I dare my fellow Quake Live players to best this feat (wink: Bany! hehe) ^_^ I also received 4 Excellent medals.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Gauntlet domination!

I have achieved a new personal best using the gauntlet in Quake Live! 17 of my 32 frags (kills I inflicted) were with gauntlet - 53%! If you look under the "Hum" column (Humiliations - when you kill someone with the gauntlet) you will see it. I am player hyperyoda. WOO HOO! I also got 4 Excellent ("Exc") medals :) That is when you get two frags in less than 30 seconds.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

To my friend Stefan on his happy day :)

Oh noble son of Austria
Soon ye shall depart

Onwards to Germany
To study the highest art

Days will pass swiftly
And finally even years

As you delve into mathematics
Shed no tears

Return one day you shall
Most learned and astute

To the glorious hills of Austria
Welcomed by the lute

-- by Zachary Uram, (c) 2010

GaGa - GagGag

I'm so tired of seeing her CONSTANTLY seeking attention and dressing in these ridiculous outfits at her concerts. In interviews she talks about how she wants to focus on her music, fine go do that and stop this frivolous idiocy! Here is some proof of her artistic genius. Maddonna did all this before and it wasn't impressive or substantive when she did it. Behold the profound art of GaGa:

How courageous of her to lampoon the Catholic Church. What courage it takes to do that in this age! What a joke. If she was really courageous and wanted to do some actual good she'd go after Islam, but we all know that will never happen.

Here she is faux touching herself. Wow so edgy. She wants to project how SEXUAL she is. Great you are super duper sexual GaGa now can you stop stripping off in public every chance you get (even at baseball games) please?

Covered in fake blood and growling like a rapid dog. Yes this is so edifying.

Shooting sparks from her metallic cone bra. This is surely what our forefathers fought for!

So lame. Not worth commenting much beyond that.

Further, she is quite disingenuous. In interviews GaGa constantly talks about her lyrical content, (as if there are rich fields to harvest there!) and how she is sick of the paparazzi bothering her. Then in her concerts she does these stupid displays and does attention whoring things like wearing lingerie to a baseball game and when the paparazzi take her picture giving them the finger. It's an affront to our intelligence. If you want to be an attention whore GaGa go and embrace it but don't act as if you are some artiste who must carry the heavy unwanted burden of the media! That is what really irks me about her.

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