Wednesday, April 11, 2012

"My Belly"

my belly is swollen
and that's no lie
i smack my belly
i don't know why

i smack it in the day
i smack it at night
my supersized belly
is always a delight

so give me yummy foods
and delicious drinks
to consume at my leisure
recompensed with great pleasure

- Zachary Uram (c) 2012


  1. You should watch a show on liposuction to see what really is in your belly.

  2. interesting poem with a lot of joy lol

    I am wondering what if one day people realize you are a great poet, and they will know all your poem.

  3. This is a nice poem and I find it a bit funny. I think in case you don't want that fat tummy, you better to to Los Angeles plastic surgery clinic and have a liposuction of tummy tuck.

  4. I love the sarcasm used in writing this poem. But if you do have a serious problem with your excess fat in your tummy area, you might want to consider a coolsculpting treatment.


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